slang

"average penis length, according to research from the British Ulster University" - sorry, but you live in America

a child born on board an aircraft during a flight receives a lifetime right to fly free of charge around the world. This thought haunts me

to loaf - to fall apart, to rest, forgetting about everything

“The age of the girl you are going to build a relationship with must be equal to the length of your penis added” - this is illegal. -fuck Galkin's hose.

Of course we're audio veterans, dammit. We survived the crazy frog. crazy froga, whore. back in childhood. This is fucking immunity for life

2 years probation. 7 years. lifelong the death penalty.

The worst crime in Russia is when a guy, drinking beer bought after 22:00, near a metro station, lighting a cigarette, holding a phone in his hand at the same time, downloading movies on a torrent and listening to music on VKontakte, invites his chick to give him a blowjob! Now for this probably a life sentence...