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Guys, if you don't leave your comfort zone, you won't change anything in your life.

-Tell me where I can buy a standard caliper? -Look in the Reich office supplies department.

Ever wondered why Superman needs a cape?

Girl with Samsung vs. Girl with iPhone 16

-Did you tell grandma that a cuckold is someone who loves dolls? -I won't wash it, maybe. -And there's no one else. There are no more losers in the family. She knitted a bunny for Lyoshka and gave it to him: "To our cuckold Lyoshka! From grandma."

I'm so old that I first saw pizza in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and only tried it a few years later

It's early morning, dark, cold, your fingertips are frozen, a hand in a rubber glove grabs you unceremoniously, it smells of alcohol and medicine, you can hear a child crying...

just fucked up

when you worked for two days and didn’t become a millionaire

expectation and reality