wish

- no, I’m Jewish)) - well, that’s what I understood) - give me your number? -we use names here

there's no room, but hold on. I wish you all the best, good mood, health. (c) Rose Dewitt

in a parallel universe: - I’m fighting for Valera too much! - no sabz, let’s go without the milling machine Valery, he’s wild. -Okay, I’ll take the schoolboy Mitya. -ok, I'll take the truck driver Nikolai. Damn, I wish I could swing like them.

But what if wishes for the New Year don’t come true because some asshole makes a wish so that everyone’s wishes don’t come true?

-Dad, what is the greatest Jewish dilemma? -free pork. -It can be sold.

As practice shows, both men and women want big boobs

-fairy! -I'm here to fulfill your wish! -I want to be able to talk to ponies! -susan. why are you so ugly, susan?

don't divide and conquer!

Jewish wisdom: you can serve boiling water instead of tea in a brown mug

- I wish I could fuck you well, so that he knows! -Grandma, let’s say “knock”