why did i get divorced? well, last week was my birthday. my wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. my parents forgot and so did my kids. i went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. as i entered my office, my secretary said, happy birthday, boss! i felt so special. she asked me out for lunch. after lunch, she invited me to her apartment. we went there and she said, do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute? okay, i said. she came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, surprise!!! while i was waiting on the sofa... naked.