not his day

3 signs that the battery is dead: 1. the cold wind and rain have intensified a hundredfold, 2. you are not his sweetheart, 3. he is not your Andrei.

it just wasn't his day

"in candy" Durov did not lose his temper and opened a new business

all the girls used to jump on an elastic band, but now it even sounds indecent

Of course I'm not Mario... but he had to give me his suit...

Wolverine is no longer the same

Vasya slept with all his might, but for some reason the hostess did not leave the kitchen

Teletubby is not the same anymore

- the man is not the one who fucked the women, but the one who kissed his son’s pepper! -I gave the grade for the pissyulka. -I personally kiss both my little ones on the pussies))))) damn, these are my favorite places!!! My daughter has a “pie”, and Timka has a “pepper”!!! I kiss my son so that my husband doesn’t see, otherwise he’ll get jealous

not everyone will understand, not many will remember!