トークショー

that moment when you realize that these are shorts

gave her son to a friend from a social network

You need to be friends with people who, after your death, won’t think of making a slide show of your stupid photos accompanied by a sad rap song.

Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just said he wanted to be a professional unicycle racer

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

what if it's open...

? -the purpose of the question? - the meaning of the addition? - the essence of the dialogue? -I'm just wondering why you added me. - purpose of interest? -I understood you. -reason for understanding?

-I haven’t tried to fuck my girlfriend, well.. you know... in another hole? - no, what, what if she gets pregnant...