морихей уэсиба

If you drink sprats with milk, then you can unwash the strawberries

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2016 03 27 11:05

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UKRAINE Kyiv City

never use the toilet in your sleep, it's a trap

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2015 11 06 12:50

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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty

if you wait for something for a very long time, if you hope and believe, then it will definitely come true, or it won’t come true, who knows, it happens differently.

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2015 10 30 14:45

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RUSSIA Moscow

women come and go, it's all about the legs

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2015 09 15 21:20

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GEORGIA Tbilisi

in a relationship with a girl, the main thing is not the main thing, and not the main thing is the main thing

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2015 08 22 13:26

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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg

if you didn’t wake up on Sunday, but were resurrected, it means Saturday was a success

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2015 08 08 16:41

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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg

Women need to think with their heads, not with their girlfriends

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2015 08 02 07:58

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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg

The best friendship is friendship with your own head

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2015 07 29 03:20

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RUSSIA Moscow

for every cunt man there is a woman detective

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2015 07 24 22:56

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BELARUS Mogilev

how to find out how old a girl is? ask what her first phone number was, but be careful if she had a pager

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2015 06 27 13:59

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RUSSIA Moscow