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morihei ueshiba
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how to find out how old a girl is? ask what her first phone number was, but be careful if she had a pager

how to find out how old a girl is? ask what her first phone number was, but be careful if she had a pager

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2015 06 27 13:59
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RUSSIA Moscow
try to do everything as best as possible, but it will just suck
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2014 06 14 22:48
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UKRAINE Kyiv City
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If you drink sprats with milk, then you can unwash the strawberries
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2016 03 27 11:05
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UKRAINE Kyiv City
if someone responds to your message for more than 5 minutes, then he doesn’t love you and never loved you, write to this scum everything you think about her
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2016 03 13 09:02
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RUSSIA Moscow
never use the toilet in your sleep, it's a trap
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2015 11 06 12:50
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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
if you wait for something for a very long time, if you hope and believe, then it will definitely come true, or it won’t come true, who knows, it happens differently.
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2015 10 30 14:45
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RUSSIA Moscow
women come and go, it's all about the legs
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2015 09 15 21:20
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GEORGIA Tbilisi
in a relationship with a girl, the main thing is not the main thing, and not the main thing is the main thing
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2015 08 22 13:26
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
if you didn’t wake up on Sunday, but were resurrected, it means Saturday was a success
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2015 08 08 16:41
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
Women need to think with their heads, not with their girlfriends
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2015 08 02 07:58
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
The best friendship is friendship with your own head
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2015 07 29 03:20
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RUSSIA Moscow