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This year Nike will release sneakers like in the movie Back to the Future. with automatic lacing. -he's in a suit like they're fucking Ebola

just a reminder that this is how we will have to dress next year

I want to go back to the times of Stalinist repressions, reforms and death penalties! Mom says the ice cream was very tasty back then.

The most dramatic thing in life is to tell the seller “I’ll go and come back.” you look into each other's eyes and both understand that this is a lie...

“I need these clothes in case the police come and say that my rich husband died under strange circumstances” - the police enter and you are in the one on the left. when they say that he is dead, you are horrified, apologize and leave, then return to the right.

- the man is not the one who fucked the women, but the one who kissed his son’s pepper! -I gave the grade for the pissyulka. -I personally kiss both my little ones on the pussies))))) damn, these are my favorite places!!! My daughter has a “pie”, and Timka has a “pepper”!!! I kiss my son so that my husband doesn’t see, otherwise he’ll get jealous

the daughter came without a sled and said that her grandfather and granddaughter asked her to ride them. she told them the address, and they will bring it when they get ready. We are glad that we raised a kind girl, but we read the lecture that she is too trusting. two hours later there was a knock on the door and they brought a sleigh and candy. The daughter reached into her pocket: “Here, I’m returning your phone.”

went into himself and hung out like hell

Of course we're audio veterans, dammit. We survived the crazy frog. crazy froga, whore. back in childhood. This is fucking immunity for life