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witty answers

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chuckler
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2024 06 07 04:57
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UNITED STATES Springfield
girl, would you like some ice cream? no, I want normal!
redball
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2015 06 18 13:26
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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek
-Let's have dinner. just you and me. -who will cook? -just you and that’s it.
borsch
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2015 07 21 12:17
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
-I’m like your Cinderella: I wash, clean, cook. -I warned you: if you marry me, you will live like in a fairy tale.
sarkazm
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2015 08 02 07:48
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RUSSIA Taganrog
-Sir, we are surrounded! -great, now we can attack in any direction!
sarkazm
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2015 08 18 02:53
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RUSSIA Taganrog
-Do you have money before Saturday? -How many? -150. -Thank you, there is. don't worry so much about me.
borsch
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2015 08 22 13:29
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
two students. -Do you like learning matan? -He's like heroin to me. - hooked? -I have never tried it.
tima99
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2015 09 04 22:40
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UKRAINE Odesa
-give me a bottle of whiskey. -with myself? - no, without you.
prikol_xa
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2015 12 09 16:29
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BELARUS Mogilev
-Are you an idiot? - no, sir. I'm a dreamer.
leprum
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2016 02 23 03:25
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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
-Darling, you will soon become a dad. -They called from the Vatican?!
leprum
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2016 02 23 03:27
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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
The "clever responses" meme has become especially popular in recent years, particularly after the advent of smartphone screenshots featuring entertaining text message exchanges. These conversations resemble short jokes, relying upon a posed question and a surprising answer. Often, no image background is necessary for the conversation, as truly clever responses stand out on their own. These memes are popular across all user categories, as they are universal and fit different situations ("Where are you?" "Do you want me to answer in rhymes?"). Clever responses employ small jokes, idioms, and are built on contradictions and double entendres ("Why don't you take any care of yourself?" "I have absolutely no suspicions about myself!" or "Which is more interesting, a book or a movie?" "No, you!"). Clever responses will often use sharp language (sometimes with profanity), are frequently used, and delivered directly to the point in verbal exchanges ("My earring hole hurts," "Who's Serezhka?" or "Why doesn't a beautiful, intelligent, charming girl like you have a boyfriend?" "He died, b****!"). The "clever responses" meme is like pepper as a seasoning for a bland dish - some people like it, while others spit it out. But they are a wonder all the same.