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"I don't see any god here."
- Take off your helmet and you'll see.
"I don't see any god here." - Take off your helmet and you'll see.
murase
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2026 07 09 07:36
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RUSSIA Kul'sharipovo
-You need a normal man, that's all. -Your positive experience with a man still - just doesn't mean that it's a universal remedy. If it helped you, be happy, and don't advise everyone
-You need a normal man, that's all. -Your positive experience with a man still - just doesn't mean that it's a universal remedy. If it helped you, be happy, and don't advise everyone
hungrycattt
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2025 03 17 07:22
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UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
-You know, your dick is too small, - said the one who doesn't have one at all.
-You know, your dick is too small, - said the one who doesn't have one at all.
redball
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2025 03 05 05:02
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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek
-hello, i'm here for a job interview. -great, and do you have experience? -yes, this is my 20th interview.
memeslot
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2024 06 27 01:36
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UNITED STATES Sand Point
her: i'm a model on instagram, what about you? him: i'm a soldier on "call of duty"
topnotch_jpg
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2024 06 17 08:53
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UNITED STATES Miami
-i'm hungry.- you can eat what my mom made? -and what did she make? -me
doofy
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2024 06 16 12:20
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UNITED STATES Los Angeles
-hi mom, can i watch tv? -yes but do not turn it on!
topnotch_jpg
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2024 06 14 04:12
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UNITED STATES Miami
-sorry mom, called you by accident. -no worries, had you by accident.
doofy
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2024 06 14 03:16
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UNITED STATES Los Angeles
me always: -are you nervous? -yeah. -is this your first time? -no, i've been nervous many times
johnny99
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2024 06 13 23:52
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UNITED STATES Aspen
guy: well yah see doc the problem is obesity runs in my family doctor: no the problem is nobody runs in your family
giggle
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2024 06 13 02:17
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UNITED STATES Las Vegas
The "clever responses" meme has become especially popular in recent years, particularly after the advent of smartphone screenshots featuring entertaining text message exchanges. These conversations resemble short jokes, relying upon a posed question and a surprising answer. Often, no image background is necessary for the conversation, as truly clever responses stand out on their own. These memes are popular across all user categories, as they are universal and fit different situations ("Where are you?" "Do you want me to answer in rhymes?"). Clever responses employ small jokes, idioms, and are built on contradictions and double entendres ("Why don't you take any care of yourself?" "I have absolutely no suspicions about myself!" or "Which is more interesting, a book or a movie?" "No, you!"). Clever responses will often use sharp language (sometimes with profanity), are frequently used, and delivered directly to the point in verbal exchanges ("My earring hole hurts," "Who's Serezhka?" or "Why doesn't a beautiful, intelligent, charming girl like you have a boyfriend?" "He died, b****!"). The "clever responses" meme is like pepper as a seasoning for a bland dish - some people like it, while others spit it out. But they are a wonder all the same.