witch

-Damn, I was scared when the witch appeared in the mirror. - I screamed on the contrary. -Aren’t you afraid of what’s going on in Russia? and some bullshit scares you. nonentities

only pornhub employees switch to the porn tab when they see the boss

something is knocking me out

when you're drunk at night and you can't find the light switch

When I was a kid, when I got a computer, my favorite game was FIFA. I played it every day and beat other teams with ease. I thought I had achieved perfection. One day I invited a friend (he was two years older than me) to play together. Then he told me that all this time it was not me who was playing, but the computer, since before the match it turns out that I had to switch from the computer to the keyboard. you should have seen my face then. It turns out that for six months I stupidly watched team matches, poking at buttons. I haven't played FIFA since then.

he called her a witch, and she, dumbfounded for a moment, remembered that she couldn’t sleep anywhere and pretended to be very offended.

then and now: vampires, werewolves, witches, aliens. what the hell is going on???

-I put Tracy to bed an hour ago, why are you still sitting and drinking imaginary tea? -we switched to imaginary whiskey, only it’s not imaginary