-Good morning. -What did you want to say? Are you wishing me good morning or are you saying that morning is good and it doesn’t matter what I think about it? or perhaps you want to say that you experienced the kindness of this morning? or do you think everyone should be kind this morning? -You're really sick...
-Hi. -What kind of hello?! where are your tits?! -What did you do with them?! What are you talking about? they have always been like this. noeeeeeeeeeeeeet! -it's still a dream
Did you know that Sony uses dog noses for its gamepad sticks? one controller is worth two dog lives, if you have 2 controllers, then it was worth 4 dog lives spent on your “entertainment”. think about what all these sacrifices of innocent animals are for.
-have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing now?) -I know what she’s doing now) she’s texting me ;) -oh, how cute. -That’s it, she went to bed, I’ll go too, did you want something? - Damn, what a fool you are!