weißes rauschen

smoking is bad, drinking is bad, everyone knows, no one gives a fuck

-Why are you so negative? - darling, don’t make noise

smoking is bad, drinking is bad, everyone knows, no one gives a fuck!

- We’re smoking hashish in a black helmet, who’s joining us? -we're in a white Logan with a blue stripe, we'll be there in a minute.

everything tastes better with Heinz

Today's 10-year-old children cry because they were bought not a black iPhone, but a white one, or because their lover abandoned them. and when I was 10 years old, I cried because the scar killed Mufasa.

went to the sensation

will you come pick me up at work today, tell me exactly? if not, then I’ll wear sandals without heels, since I’m pregnant, it’s hard for me to walk a lot in heels. and with these flat sandals I wanted to wear a white dress, it matches the color, so I need to wear light underwear under the white dress. Well, answer my question, I’m going to the bath and I need to choose panties: white or another color (for the dress that I wanted to wear with heels)

I never understood why this pencil was needed