was haben sie auf dem herzen

-what are you thinking about? -If only all the Chinese would chip in a ruble for me

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

Yesterday afternoon I was returning home with my girlfriend, when I let go of her hand to take out my phone and take this photo, she got angry with me and didn’t talk to me again that day. but let's be honest, how often have you seen a dog driving around the city?

light creates matter, but what have you achieved?

If you put off until the day after tomorrow what you can do today, you will have two free days!

comment on this picture on the American website: if the Russians transport missiles in open carriages, I’m afraid to imagine what they have in closed ones..

- Hello, how did you go to the cinema? How are Marinka doing? It’s a pity that you and Vanya broke up, he was fine. -Who are you anyway? -I read you on Twitter.

This is fucked up, comrades! I did this, only with a photo of a girl. I told a close (!) friend, supposedly it was my boyfriend’s mistress, she swore that she wouldn’t tell anyone, we’ve been friends since childhood, as it were. Today the cops were laughing at all this, the bastard “ratted” me out, fuck such friends

It's good when children are happy! and it doesn't matter what the price is. I myself told the children to climb on the car and jump on it. the children jumped and laughed merrily. I was happy and left. The car is not mine, and the children are not mine)))