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- I want a dog with boobs) - Holy shit, what have you done. -I can’t imagine her any other way now.

-Ouch! You have internet there! and everything is available!! all world literature! all the painting! amazing! I can imagine how interesting it is for you there! What, what are they watching there?! -ass, tits, kittens

Can you imagine, you turn on the TV now, and there is Yeltsin on all channels: the experiment is over, you understand! and slamming his fist on the table. and immediately raves, heroin, lads, shooters, mtv, dollar for 6 rubles, royal alcohol, kukuruku waffles and muzoboz with Ivan Demidov shows you camouflage clips! missed me?

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

imagine if you could watch a trailer for your 2015

-Can you imagine my potatoes fell off the table? she almost fell, and I caught her. Like Flash or Batman, I caught a potato! -Remind me why I'm still with you? -boobs. -oh, yes. wonderful, my love)

-hehe! - stop it! -Why? you like it! -they can see us! -Vasya, let me introduce you, this is Ivan Ivanovich, my boss Ivan Ivanovich, this is Vasya from the IT department... -Very nice!

Damn, my hand is already tired! - you can’t even imagine what an ambiguous phrase this is... - no, you understood everything wrong... I was just helping a friend... - you’re just mocking my imagination!