voiture de police

a drunken car lady stole a traffic police baton. While drawing up the report, the woman grabbed the staff and ran into the forest, constantly threatening the inspector in the Tatar language. and her companion at that time threw dead chickens into the patrol car.

our cops won't fit into this

I’m sitting in the traffic policeman’s car, he’s silent and I’m silent. then he says: why don’t you offer me anything? -marry me! -he laughed and let go.

this is the car of my dreams

"Should you give way to an oncoming car?" -bleat, man, bitch, with an axe, he’s fucking a car loaded with heavy water for uranium centrifuges, driven by aliens????? What the hell is an oncoming car, cops, are you crazy?

Right now we will put a monitor on you, hold it!

Trudovik's car

someday they will stop installing monitors in the “pumping car”, but that’s another story

paint car accident

We injected monitor molecules into your blood. so that the doctor, checking your tests, can look at the film through a microscope.