voice chat

when you don't buy a candle in church - baby, you upset me

Not yours, that's why you're mad

not yours, that's why you're pissed off

Every time I hear a recording of my voice, I want to apologize to everyone I've ever talked to.

When a girl talks to a guy she likes, her voice sounds thinner. Now I understand why everyone I meet has a voice like Batman

-Vasya, I know the IP of the computer from which VK was logged in, how to hack a password and email I remember that somehow cookies can be pulled out. -ahahah can I screenshot this?) -why? -I’ll show the boys, they’ll suck. no, dude. You can’t hack a VK account just by knowing your IP. -Vasya, I have a recording of your vocals in the original. - bitch, I got it. - so think about it.

you love your cat more than she loves you.