verkäufer

to sell cabbage you have to think like a cabbage

Today I picked flowers at the market. The saleswoman shouts: just smell it, it’ll last for a week!

the seller demonstrates the capabilities of the laptop. Greece, around 110 BC e., marble.

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

The first guy who convinced a blind man that he needed dark glasses was probably the coolest salesman ever.

1. Parisians give overnight accommodation to those in need, and taxi drivers transport passengers for free. 2. flower sellers in Russia near the French embassy raised their prices 3 times.

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

when you give a large bill in a store, and the seller asks if you have less: - no less

The most dramatic thing in life is to tell the seller “I’ll go and come back.” you look into each other's eyes and both understand that this is a lie...

sellers of socks dozvo lobi will be before February 23