verdammt beschissen

Fuckin' disaster...to be precise, situations reflected by pictures under such a search query leave you speechless. Even the mighty language can't describe it. One such meme depicts a crowd of police officers. There is one lone girl among them who is trying to call someone. Judging by her face, attempts end in failure. The accompanying caption reads, "The communication quality is poor because of these hats". Or the wife who sank her husband's car - the situation is not quite typical, but nevertheless...an unfortunate driver ruined the beloved car of his fiancé, and what difference does it make how? What is striking is that, sitting on top of the car sinking in the river, the girl calls her husband and says, "Honey, promise me you won't get angry"...It would be interesting to know the rest of the story...It's a real disaster. The only thing that's interesting is how the lady managed to drive into the water? Although human stupidity has no limits, as practice shows. And that's why the term "fucking disaster" was once invented. What do you think about it? Not entirely relevant, of course, but it fully confirms the point raised above. "Moscow - the capital of St. Petersburg" - a real photo of one of the street signs. Why make up jokes? In reality, everything is much funnier! Or dumber - at your personal discretion. In any case, this is a complete, final and irreparable fucking disaster. However, if you consider that modern children decipher the word "school" as "a lunatic colony of eleven years of hell", then this sign is a quite natural consequence of today's education.