venez à moi

-What, you pissing fraer, have you misled? Do you even know whose son I am? -whose? -God. come to our church on Sunday.

-Darling, come to me. -I can’t, I’m at a funeral now. -my parents are not at home..

come to our circus, bring your kids

I would like to be so old

how to get a guy: 1. come to our store, buy a cupcake. 2. give it to your lover and say: “if the cupcake is delicious, then we should be together.” 3. The cupcakes from our store are very tasty, so you will succeed. if he refuses, then please come again, we will give you a free cup of hot coffee or tea so that you can pour it on his face.

- you're a fool)) - you talk to me, translate it to yourself. -translation didn’t work, you got diarrhea) -bitch, lol))

I fucked old age

If you come from the 90s, you should remember this phrase... get off the Internet, I need a phone"

a couple more years and you won't be able to die young anymore.