une offre de mariage

If you give a girl flowers, they will wither. If you give a girl a phone, it will break. give the girls a key for 17, nothing will happen to it

how to get a guy: 1. come to our store, buy a cupcake. 2. give it to your lover and say: “if the cupcake is delicious, then we should be together.” 3. The cupcakes from our store are very tasty, so you will succeed. if he refuses, then please come again, we will give you a free cup of hot coffee or tea so that you can pour it on his face.

a guy of few words, proposing to a girl, simply threw a ring at her and waited.

- Dear @roscomnadzor, if you block pornhub, do you at least offer an alternative? kisses, Lelya. - Dear Lelya, as an alternative, you can meet someone in real life.

I was joking | But not me

- how? -beautiful. but my parents will kill me if I marry a black guy.

one pussy is good, but two is better

never tie your shoelaces in front of the Eiffel Tower