un chico serio

-if a guy needs a girl, he will always find time for her. -Boss, I'm sorry, but I have a date today. so leave. - Of course, go, Seryozha, then I’ll work for you today

serious guy looking for fun! Do not offer balls!

-I just watched a movie where a dude’s wife was brutally murdered by a serial maniac and his son was left disabled. It so happened that this son was kidnapped and the dude had to chase the kidnapper a thousand miles with a mentally retarded chick. -ohhhh... and what kind of movie...??? -in search of nemo.

I'm in..

-Vasya, I know the IP of the computer from which VK was logged in, how to hack a password and email I remember that somehow cookies can be pulled out. -ahahah can I screenshot this?) -why? -I’ll show the boys, they’ll suck. no, dude. You can’t hack a VK account just by knowing your IP. -Vasya, I have a recording of your vocals in the original. - bitch, I got it. - so think about it.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT

a guy of few words, proposing to a girl, simply threw a ring at her and waited.

Electrician 80 lvl one second before lvl up

a very cultured boy wrote at his ex’s entrance: “Lena is fickle”

superman flies to the rescue