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Sports metro station, but you're not

The worst crime in Russia is when a guy, drinking beer bought after 22:00, near a metro station, lighting a cigarette, holding a phone in his hand at the same time, downloading movies on a torrent and listening to music on VKontakte, invites his chick to give him a blowjob! Now for this probably a life sentence...

did you know that there are more planes in the oceans than submarines in the sky?

fuck you bitch - said Ilyich

I love cats and hate people

if a car with the letter “U” has its wipers turned on, it means it will now turn

I need a mug like this

alligators are very vulnerable