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Police found two grams of persil powder from a resident of Ivanovo. In court, the attacker unsuccessfully tried to prove that it was ordinary cocaine.

Jehovah's Witnesses are knocking on your door, and you are in a hurry to open it, because you are an Oriflame consultant.

WE GO TO AN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY, COMMIT AN OFFENSE, FOR EXAMPLE, BEAT THE FIRST PASSER-BY IN THE MOUTH, GO TO JAIL - ABOUT A YEAR OF COMMUNICATION WITH NATIVE SPEAKERS, FREE FOOD AND ACCOMMODATION. YOU CAN REPEAT AFTER A YEAR TO GET RID OF THE ACCENT.

dreamworks should make a film about this boy's story. who is he? why is he on the moon? did he catch a fish?

I hope next time the creators of this game will come up with something more complicated.

Rambler employees decided to independently publish their user database with passwords in order to keep up with competitors.

paradox: free medicine in our country begins with paid shoe covers, and paid medicine with free shoe covers!

The prize for the biggest dick goes to my dad

- sometimes when I see Chinese tourists somewhere, I think that they are inspecting their future possessions...