treason

-where are you now? - from my brother. "brother Anastasia"

that feeling when no one in the family cheats, drinks, rapes, beats or uses spice

Recently I received an SMS on my phone: “your boyfriend is cheating on you, and with more than one girl!”, and since then I have been tormented by questions: since when did I have a boyfriend, how long have I been dating him, and what should I tell my wife?

if a girl cheated on someone to be with you, she will cheat on you to be with someone else.

a woman came to Confucius and asked how polygamy differs from polyandry. Confucius placed five teapots and five cups in front of her and said: “Pour tea into five cups from one teapot.” like? “I like it,” the woman agreed. - and now, on the contrary, pour into one cup out of five teapots. like? oh-oh-oh... I like it even more,” the woman admitted. stupid! - Confucius shouted. I ruined such a parable!

-baby, you’re kind of sad today... what happened? -I think that you are cheating on me... -Seriously? and with whom?!

I fooled your wife again!

hurry up my husband is coming soon