trash can

1. take a trash can, 2. remove the excess, 3. add structural elements, 4. after a little fine-tuning we get a matiz.

Santa Claus doesn't give a damn; whatever he finds, he'll give it to you!

moved out from my parents

If you can easily read this text, it means that you have the amazing ability to read the text backwards, which is, in fact, a completely useless amazing ability.

something depressed

only two people out of a hundred can bend their tongue into a tube. That's it, you can stick your tongue back!

ate food out of containers before it became mainstream

-Dad, sing me a song of your generation. -Hm. look around, look back, the spirits want to contact you, the world is not what it seems...

why doesn't she call me?