the walking dead

-sucks! The storyline in mortal kombat x is so short! -What the fuck is the plot?

I was walking along the bank one day, and in the river a man who had run out of arguments in an argument was drowning. "stick to the spelling!" - I shout to him. barely saved...

I’m walking through the fair, and then my mother says to her son (he’s 4 years old), “Son, look! Piggy is smiling at you.” and there..

Jewish wisdom: you can serve boiling water instead of tea in a brown mug

-why are you walking around the apartment in your underpants? - it’s hot in two

Sometimes it seems to me that people who drink tea/coffee without sugar can kill several people with a normal expression on their faces and remain in their normal state.

when you are walking down the street and suddenly realize that you are not going where you wanted. but you keep walking so that no one thinks that you are an idiot.