the show begins

-cortana, show me the movie schedule for today. -Who is Cortana? -oops, I meant siri. -who is cortana? -Please show the movie schedule for today. -maybe you should ask cortana about the movie schedule?

buckle up bitch it's starting

-Vasya, I know the IP of the computer from which VK was logged in, how to hack a password and email I remember that somehow cookies can be pulled out. -ahahah can I screenshot this?) -why? -I’ll show the boys, they’ll suck. no, dude. You can’t hack a VK account just by knowing your IP. -Vasya, I have a recording of your vocals in the original. - bitch, I got it. - so think about it.

Jewish wisdom: you can serve boiling water instead of tea in a brown mug

in the film they show a black screen and you see your face reflected in the monitor

Sometimes it seems to me that people who drink tea/coffee without sugar can kill several people with a normal expression on their faces and remain in their normal state.

come with me, I'll show you the wonderful world of "staying at home"

for those who don't like strong tea

Indian black tea