the science

science identifies four types of indifference: color - violet, geometric - parallel, musical - drum, and of course the most important - anatomical...

-Okay, see you some other time! -Certainly! the earth is round!

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

-What do you think about the corpuscular-wave nature of light? -I'm not light, I'm Maria

Jewish wisdom: you can serve boiling water instead of tea in a brown mug

Sometimes it seems to me that people who drink tea/coffee without sugar can kill several people with a normal expression on their faces and remain in their normal state.

“THE BOY SAID THE BOY DID” -Which kid?

for those who don't like strong tea