teoría de la relatividad

your face when your friends are not interested in the passionary theory of ethnogenesis

everything is so relative...

if I had a "Groundhog Day" I would have noticed it only in the third week

who would have thought that this was Mr. Bean's daughter. -I won’t jerk off out of respect

when Dasha the expert said at the end of the episode “I couldn’t have done it without you”

I’m sure Joseph Vissarionovich would have liked the word “hyperlink”. -and to Ivan the Terrible - "call center"

"Brunettes are for vicious passion, blondes are more for showing off, and redheads bring happiness and love." - Mayakovsky? - nooo... Mayakovsky would have been like this: brunettes are for fornication, not our classes... leave the blondes to the bourgeoisie... and our dear peasant party... redheads, I’d like one like that...

without me he would have died of hunger. -Are you crazy?

There would be double-glazed windows here and you wouldn’t have to worry about living!