tea with milk

in Russia, to eat cake with tea, you definitely need to drink vodka within an hour

hairdresser: what hairstyle do you want? client: do you know the moment when milk is added to tea? hairdresser: you don't have to continue

Jewish wisdom: you can serve boiling water instead of tea in a brown mug

-Where is the tea? -how helpless you are, tea in the medicine cabinet, in a cocoa can with a “salt” sticker

Sometimes it seems to me that people who drink tea/coffee without sugar can kill several people with a normal expression on their faces and remain in their normal state.

for those who don't like strong tea

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.

Indian black tea

76% of teenagers now get drunk, high and have sex. Like if you are just sitting at home with the Internet and drinking tea.