ta mère est si grosse

your mom is so fat that when she sunbathes on the beach she squeals.

-Are you Jewish? -No! - but it seems to me that yes. -I’m not Jewish! -What is your mother's maiden name? -Melnikova. -Thank you, now I’ll hack your email)

my mother is a surgeon. -this film is brilliant! I have an idea! daughter, let's try a new technique. -Don't hurt me, please.. -I'm your mother, you have to trust me. look, now you're like a predator. -aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! -ha-ha-ha! do it again.

“I fucked your mother” - relatives

did you think we were joking? fucking admin

when you listen to a recording of your own voice and wonder who you really are