superpowers

this pill will give you superpowers

so by the age of 30 you discover that you don't have any superpowers. what's next?

-The fact that you put on these costumes does not give you any superpowers, do you understand me? -Yes, Superman, we understand

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

how about Yeltsin as Batman? his superpower would be vodka, he would kill with dancing, his Robin would be Oleg Gazmanov, his joker would be Dzhokhar Dudayev, he would shout - where is the detonator, you know!, and at the end of the film - this city needs a hero, but I'm tired, I I'm leaving

why does an ordinary grater look from the inside as if it is about to cleanse the planet of filth with a super-powerful neutron pulse