superman
-What is the date today? -March 28. -Martha?! how do you know this name?!
2016 04 03 09:32
64
RUSSIA Moscow
-What do you have against me? -you, an illegal alien, are taking away jobs from American superheroes
2015 08 24 03:36
38
RUSSIA Moscow
-Bruce, what a bastard! -there are no parents. I can't clean up.
2015 08 02 08:08
5
RUSSIA Moscow
It took 70 years to understand that panties should be worn under clothes
2015 07 21 12:26
8
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
Before you can save the world, you first need to escape from the mental hospital
2015 04 29 12:12
25
KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek
-The fact that you put on these costumes does not give you any superpowers, do you understand me? -Yes, Superman, we understand
2014 12 03 08:28
11
UKRAINE Kyiv City
Who do you think is stronger: Superman, Batman, Hulk or the desire to sleep in the morning?
2014 10 12 23:43
9
RUSSIA Moscow
