steven seagal

If you watch a movie with Steven Seagal backwards, you get a movie about an outstanding chiropractor.

“Seven don’t expect one,” the nurses said and began the operation without a surgeon

seven times Andrey, once Oleg

-Steve, Bill, tell me how you became so rich? -I never whistled in the house... -and I never took out the trash after six in the evening

my cunt

"Brunettes are for vicious passion, blondes are more for showing off, and redheads bring happiness and love." - Mayakovsky? - nooo... Mayakovsky would have been like this: brunettes are for fornication, not our classes... leave the blondes to the bourgeoisie... and our dear peasant party... redheads, I’d like one like that...

The word “by the way” is always followed by information that is absolutely not helpful