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when your boss comes in and you pick up the first thing you come across to make it seem like you’re working.

as I see, as my cat sees

Hello! Is there anything to remove?

sociologists have noticed that, having picked up a thread from the floor that the vacuum cleaner could not suck up, 2 out of 3 men throw it back to give the vacuum cleaner another chance.

despite all the gadgets, robot missions to Mars, the successes of technological progress - the heart still skips a beat at the speed with which the cord disappears in a vacuum cleaner when you press a button

I bought this dog to protect the house from criminals, but then I saw her reaction to the vacuum cleaner...

I come home and look - there is dust. I think let me lie down too.

I didn't go any further...