in a parallel universe: - I’m fighting for Valera too much! - no sabz, let’s go without the milling machine Valery, he’s wild. -Okay, I’ll take the schoolboy Mitya. -ok, I'll take the truck driver Nikolai. Damn, I wish I could swing like them.
Military registration and enlistment offices would save themselves a lot of problems if they sent summons to the army under the guise of letters from Hogwarts