sogra

-What are you doing, damned one! Children are looking at you! -Why did you bring the children to my shower?

if your future mother-in-law is trying her best to please you, then there is definitely something wrong with her daughter.

get yourself a guy, you only have 5 rubles: 1. household - 2 rubles; 2. god of sex - 3p; 3. cheerful - 2p; 4. excellent body - 3p; 5. caring - 1p; 6. rich - 5p; 7. brutal - 1r; 8. faithful - 3p; 9. romantic - 1r; 10. patient - 1r; 11. smart - 3p; 12. loves children - 2p; 13. loves mother-in-law - 4p; 14. tolerates your friends - 2 rubles.

honey, my mom wants to meet you

even potatoes get Wi-Fi better than my phone

spare left and guy

even a dry acacia runs around in the morning, not like you

that's how I see girls with drawn eyebrows