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chuckler
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2024 06 17 09:10
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UNITED STATES Springfield
hernandez
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2024 06 10 08:39
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UNITED STATES Los Alamos
businesswoman
fuck_humor
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2015 08 18 02:45
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UKRAINE Kyiv City
What happens if a husband sees condoms in his wife’s bag? light reflected from the packaging of condoms, passing through the transparent cornea, first hits the elastic lens. the lens, deforming, focuses on the object, as a result of which a reduced and inverted image of condoms will be projected onto the retina. The retina itself is a layer of nerve cells. which are adjacent to the rod pigment cells (react quickly to light, but do not allow one to distinguish colors) and cones (react more slowly, but do allow one to distinguish colors). signals from nerve cells enter the brain, where they are analyzed. as a result, the husband understands that these are condoms, and not, for example, a hedgehog or a can of cola.
borsch
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2015 05 24 11:33
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
-hello, washed down the sign) -3 voices on the butt or chest, 4 next to the pussy. -What's the pussy's name? with a cat something is a little expensive. -well..... you understand. -Is your cat purebred? -fuck you!
borsch
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2014 06 15 23:24
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
-Darling, I'm crazy. - borscht in the refrigerator, on the table. - borscht on the floor, on the ceiling. -kiss. your borscht
kimura
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2013 12 27 13:20
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UKRAINE Kolonshchyna
90% of people finish washing dishes with the phrase: damn, another frying pan
kimura
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2013 12 27 12:30
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UKRAINE Velyki Birky
If you are afraid of gaining weight, be sure to drink a glass of wine before eating. alcohol kills the feeling of fear.
kimura
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2013 12 27 11:24
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UKRAINE Ulaniv
When I'm bored, I approach a stranger at a bus stop and say: “This isn't real. wake up. you’re in a coma,” and then I leave.
kimura
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2013 12 27 10:36
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UKRAINE Rozdilna
Roma is mine. - Roma, run as fast as you can!
kato
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2013 08 28 23:14
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RUSSIA Golumet'