siempre joven siempre borracho

Pamela Anderson said in some program: at home I look like an ordinary person, and my sons always saw me as ordinary, without hair and makeup. and somehow I got ready to go somewhere, put on my makeup... and went out to the children. the younger one looked at me intently and in horror: wait a second, are you Pamela Anderson???

always dumb, always down

there will always be a friend who will ruin fluorography

“always ready” - you put your panties on backwards, you shit-eater

you can always agree

I always take a video camera with me. If you didn’t just read this phrase, but sang it, it means you are over 20 years old.

This is how it always happens, when you turn around on a leather sofa carelessly, it makes a terrible sound, and you turn around again, repeating this sound so that no one thinks that you farted.

I always feel safe on the streets of my city