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"snake" dish. ingredients: mayonnaise; black pepper (peas) for decoration

snake game master lvl 99

the more you eat, the more problems you have

-Mom, why is there a napkin on my face? - leave me alone, I'm looking at my hand

damn, where am I?

-I just watched a movie where a dude’s wife was brutally murdered by a serial maniac and his son was left disabled. It so happened that this son was kidnapped and the dude had to chase the kidnapper a thousand miles with a mentally retarded chick. -ohhhh... and what kind of movie...??? -in search of nemo.

in a hotel in England, a dude read 50 shades, and when he returned to his room, the maids fixed it for him