senhora dos

two grams of this wonderful lady's hashish

oh that's it

Lord of the Rings

elf meat in its own juice

for some reason, Caucasian action films always look like Lord of the Rings heroes

the guy won a million bucks in the lottery, and two weeks later we found the love of our life. -what luck, sir!

Do you think Frodo really destroyed the ring?

old lady

a drunken car lady stole a traffic police baton. While drawing up the report, the woman grabbed the staff and ran into the forest, constantly threatening the inspector in the Tatar language. and her companion at that time threw dead chickens into the patrol car.