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“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

This is me walking with my parents after jerking off hard to a dirty fantasy

"average penis length, according to research from the British Ulster University" - sorry, but you live in America

According to statistics, 70% of people did not notice the error.

SEALS. RUSSIA vs. AMERICA

-Do you like wine or women more? -depending on what year it is