sello

I like to eat salted fish, but I don’t want to get my hands dirty, so I ask my mother to clean it and put it in my mouth, and in return she makes me clap my hands and make sounds like a seal. Vitalik, 32 years old.

it's all bullshit. redo

rude robot: -Jacob, what does “seal” mean? - this is when you humiliate someone, and then you give a high five to the bro. -oh, so apparently you can’t “print”, Jacob. -because you don't have any bros. you have no one. you're so lonely, jacob. High five, Jacob.