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“A second term for a nigga is just a matter of time” (c) Barack Obama

Why do I need a soulmate when I have a split personality?

-Hello, how did you get there?) -This is his girlfriend, who are you? and why the fuck are you writing to him? -let’s start with the fact that stop calling yourself “his girlfriend” as if it makes you special, you’re his 11th, if I’m not mistaken. secondly, I am the one who can make you his ex-girlfriend in a short time. Now let's start from the beginning. How did my brother get there? fucked up

Electrician 80 lvl one second before lvl up

who are we??? girls what do we want? much money!!! Only we have work for girls!!! no Monday! no alarm clock! without a boss! for big money!

fucking

bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

According to statistics, every third pigeon does not smoke Bond

it was a good day...

According to statistics, 90% of women do not pay attention to men in a pink T-shirt. according to the same statistics, 90% of men in a pink T-shirt do not pay attention to women.