schiffe

Like if you were a pilot of the ship "Blevotron-2000"

will go far

part of the crew - part of the ship

tell them how hard it is for you to clean your car in the morning

-Dude, let's go for a swim! - nope.. I’ll just lie around for a while.

-Human beings, attention. You will witness how your race will fulfill its destiny, invested in you by our bioengineers - humanity will self-destruct in a nuclear flame. The psychic surge from billions of burning human ego structures will be absorbed by the cognitive network of the ship and redirected into our consciousnesses. This way we will get a long lasting euphoric reaction. You will be placed on another planet suitable for growing humanity. -Whoa, whoa dude! Wait a minute! That is, you are like such cosmic rastafarians, and people are your ganjubas?! Have you just smoked our planet?! -Yeah, something like that, dude something like that.