saving the leopard

your pussy is at risk

WHAT IF THE ALIENS ATTACKING THE EARTH IN AMERICAN MOVIES ARE JUST SAVING THE WORLD FROM AMERICA

a penny, what the fuck?! are you saving the ruble or not?

it’s cool to be a guy: you don’t have to shave your legs, drink, smoke, fuck whoever you want, no one cares about you, you don’t have to shave your legs. In general, do what you want, you don’t even need to shave your legs.

-Guess how my girlfriend saves a Word document? -How? -presses the computer's shutdown button, the computer asks her: save the document? she presses yes. The computer turns off, while saving the document. after which she turns on the computer. profit!

don't get confused

attention important survey: should I keep the child or not...):? help I just turned 15, I'm not ready for a child. where the hell can i get a free abortion??? I can't spend my money because I'm saving for a new iphone

I'm not a doctor, but if anyone here is saving this guy's life, it's the girl on the right