saure milch

-an, do you want to eat? - no - maybe some cottage cheese? - no - there are hedgehogs - no need - more borscht with sour cream - I don’t want - what about dumplings? - I can’t - maybe some cutlets? - I won’t - fish? pies? cheesecakes? - no - some seagull? some coffee? cocoa? milk? - Grandma, I want to sleep! -ah, well, sleep, sleep. There is a chocolate bar in the nightstand.

WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH INTERNET

Damn, this is what pissed me off!

fuck you

he thinks it's his addiction to gaming that pisses me off, but what really pisses me off is that he's a noob.

It's me, the postman. Pechkin, a knife to the liver - no one is eternal, for your boy

how many times have you saved me

If I had a cat like that, I might never get married. © Uncle Fyodor's dad

leave me alone! run! save yourself!

You are wrong, Uncle Fedor, you are lying. You’re lying to yourself, but it’s lying to those around you.