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when I came to physical training after the canteen

- I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I eat healthy food, and I go to the gym. -disgusting

- Hello, you know about sports nutrition and diets, right? -Hi, a little. -Who are nomasi? -ummm, where did you hear that? -yesterday I was in the gym and asked the jocks how they eat to lose weight, they said that they are nomasi... or namase, I couldn’t find it on Google. don't know what it is?

something serious is brewing

I like to eat salted fish, but I don’t want to get my hands dirty, so I ask my mother to clean it and put it in my mouth, and in return she makes me clap my hands and make sounds like a seal. Vitalik, 32 years old.

bathtub law: hit one thing - everything falls down

one customer entered my cafe and asked for salad and potatoes. I asked if he would eat here or take the order home. he told me to go to hell, took my order and swore at me. I love working in the prison canteen.

- filthy mentyara! garbage scum! the naked cockerel would crow under the hut, but the cops don’t tie up their own! -Darling, I somehow imagined the role-playing game “a policeman caught a little thief” differently...