I like to eat salted fish, but I don’t want to get my hands dirty, so I ask my mother to clean it and put it in my mouth, and in return she makes me clap my hands and make sounds like a seal. Vitalik, 32 years old.
I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....